Kota Ka Quota

Over the last few years, many times I have come across the view that the “coaching institutes” or “competitive examinations preparation institutes” are responsible for the deteriorating quality of students at institutes of higher education (viz. IITs, IIMs, NITs, BITS, etc.).

This view has somehow gained incredible popularity. I have seen many different breeds of people (ranging from students, faculty of IITs and IIMs, newspaper reporters, etc. to people who can’t even expand IIT) literally cursing the coaching institutes for ruining the entire higher education system!

This post is directed to all these people. To begin with, I am here formally defining the key ideas.

Debate 1: What does quality (of students) really mean? In a country like India, where there is severe shortage of good quality (of education) seats, who are the students that really deserve to be admitted?
Debate 2: Whether the quality (of students) (arrived from Debate 1) is really declining as claimed/blamed by many people.
Debate 3: Whether the “Coaching Institutions” can be blamed for this declining (if so after debate 2) quality.

I firmly believe that debate 1 and debate 2 cannot be resolved and are amazing topics for long fruitless discussions. So I will try my best to not go into these areas. I am here arguing on debate 3, and my contention is that coaching institutes cannot be held responsible in any way for any so-called damage to the education system.

First and foremost, it is elementary logic that without resolving debate 1 and debate 2, there is no question of a debate 3. Most people do not have a stand on the first two debates. So, I fail to understand how they simply go ahead and blame the coaching institutes.

Let us just agree for a moment that the quality (whatever it means) is indeed declining. The argument of the “coaching-is-bad” brigade is that those who are really talented (which they define as people with high IQ) are not the ones who get selected, but those who take help of expensive coaching (and are actually not deserving) get the coveted seats. Their idea is that people who are intelligent (but didn’t know what to study because of no guidance) are more deserving than people who are not-so-intelligent (but can recite the books backwards, because the coaching guys made them do that).

My humble argument is that as a sensible individual (as defined by Adam Smith), the coaching guy has no interest in ruining the system. He is concerned about his daily bread. If he can make a donkey remember everything and get through competitive exams (and if the donkey pays him to do this), the coaching guy will train the donkey. It is the responsibility of the exam-designers/paper-setters that donkeys are not able to get through by sheer diligence. Again it is elementary logic that if donkeys are filling the seats (that somebody else deserved), blame the paper-setters, not the donkey-trainer! So, if you want the intelligent guys then take an IQ-test! Why are you asking maths, science and then cribbing that those who solved the papers are not the ones you wanted to pick! If you think the filtrate is bad, change the damn filter!

Let’s go into history and look at the times when coaching institutes were not there. In British India, was it not the *rich and resourceful* who went to London to become barristers? Why go that far, before 1990, was it students from remote villages studying in Government schools making to IITs/IIMs? Or was it the students from expensive private schools? It is obvious that the more resourceful always had an advantage (whether due or undue). The coaching institutes have done nothing new. So, why this sudden hue and cry?

The fact is that the Government was never able to provide quality education at primary or secondary school level. The private schools failed to look beyond the board-results performance. People realized that board exam performance is not going to take them places and the private tutoring (that already existed) capitalized on the opportunity.

With limited seats, the demand for private tutoring increased. With more money in the economy, the coaching fee increased. This is an age where people are paying atrocious amounts to send their one-and-a-half year olds to play-school for just six hours a week! It does not require knowledge of economics to realize, that private coaching is an industry with very high demand and limited supply. Gradually, it will enter maturity phase and with more and more good institutes coming up, the abnormal profits will cease. Coaching is itself a product of the system. There is no question of the institutes ruining the system.

This evolution of the system is obvious (to me) and as seen above it is a normal economic phenomenon. People want to spend money where they get results. Today if some private school raises its fee, people will switch to some other school. This is because schooling is a compulsion and the *real studies* are happening at the coaching institute. So coaching institutes can raise their fee. This also shows that coaching institutes are able to provide the right services for the amount they are charging. At least they provide good education and put effort. Otherwise, the private schools would have charged the same amount for putting less than half the effort.

Let us now spare a thought for those students who actually get in an IIT through these coaching institutes. Unlike what many people think, these students are not *low IQ* people who just cram things for two-three years and get in. Most of them are already screened by the coaching institutes through their own entrance exams. The competition has percolated there and only the best-of-the-lot gets into the best institutes. Post the entrance, they go through a long grind of constant mental and physical labour and anxiety to prepare for D-day. I believe it is not just bad-manners but also sheer stupidity to tell them that they didn’t deserve to get in. I have all the respect for people who have diligently gone through the process. In my opinion they definitely deserve to get in! Sorry, I went into debate 1. I also think that if there were no coaching institutes, still most of these people would have got in. Ok, they would have been less prepared but so would be the competition. The coaching institutes have just raised the bar. Every year, the students are better prepared for competitive exams than ever before. Most of the selected students already know the first year syllabus. I really don’t know how the quality has declined. Sorry, I went into debate 2.

I am not saying that there is no problem at all. There are people in our villages, who if given a chance can make the best of engineers, scientists, managers, economists, etc., but they don’t have access to quality education. I totally understand, agree and appreciate this problem. What I am saying is that it is not the coaching institutes that are to be blamed for this.
Finally, here’s a quick word on Kota (to justify the heading of this post  ). This is a place which came on India’s map because of excellent coaching facilities. People who prepare for medical/engineering exams in Kota go through exactly what was described in the above paragraph. Most of them are not natives of Kota and live away from their families (for 2 years!) to get that kind of education. The success of Kota’s coaching institutes is so incredible that IITs could not believe it. They could not digest the idea of so many students being selected from a relatively small town. Most of the professors at IIT think there is some shady business (paper leaking etc.) in the background. More than being incredible, I think it is unfortunate. For the only action IITs took was to remove the test-centre from Kota, and to make the entrance exam simpler.

I have had the opportunity to personally argue on this issue with a particular professor of IIT Bombay who has once been JEE (Joint Entrance Examination) Chairman and on JEE Paper-setters committe. And argue I did! To the extent that I could (which was not enough to convince him). Here is what I got from him.

The rationale behind making the entrance exam simpler was that non-coaching students also stand a fair chance. Well I suggest... Sir, why don’t you just set the paper from primary school syllabus to make it fair to everybody. Then even the *hidden and truly deserving talent* in the villages will get in! By making the paper simpler you are just increasing the randomness in the system. Consider two people, a 5th grader and a noble-laureate mathematician. If you ask both of them to count from 1 to 100 can you really decide who is better? Make the papers tougher! Pick problems that require applications of concepts and thinking beyond the obvious. Only then you will be able to pick those who are both intelligent and knowledgeable.

As far as removal of test-centre from Kota is concerned, he told that they were not sure what happens in Kota... so no centre, to be on the safer side. I am not sure what to say. Even if none of the students from Kota deserve to be in IIT, at least a place with so many candidates deserves to have a test-centre. For a moment, I agree that IITs were themselves not sure whether their paper is being leaked in Kota or not (which Mr. Ex-JEE Chairman agreed so matter-of-factly as if this is totally normal). They removed the centre. Did the results from Kota change? Still, they did not restore the centre there. I think it is unbelievable WTFness and nothing else.

Dear IITs/NITs/BITS/IIMs, if you really want to solve the “hidden talent with no access” problem, you need to focus on awareness and quality of primary education. I know this is not your job. At least get your ‘blame-target’ right. Blame the Government, not the coaching institutes. Don’t expect the coaching institutes to admit villagers. They are businessmen, not charitable institutions. Stop trying to ruin their business by taking idiotic steps like removing centers and setting easier papers. Focus on setting tougher and more intellect-requiring papers. Speaking of papers, I haven’t seen a paper without mistakes in years! These mistakes make the selection process totally random and can prove very costly to the candidates! And the same paper-setters have the audacity to blame the coaching institutes for inducing randomness in the system! (This post is already too long, so I don’t even want to start on what happened with C.A.T. last year)

There are ways to do something about the real problems. An initiative in this direction is Avanti, an organization that helps those who are not capable financially, to get good coaching. You can know more about this at avantifellows.org

Bottom-line: Nothing is going to come out of this blame game! Coaching is good!

Important Disclaimer: I have never said that only the above mentioned institutes viz. IITs/IIMs/BITS/NITs are the best/most-sought-after institutes. If in any way the above post gives any such feeling, I hereby clarify that this is not my stand. So please don’t tell me that you didn’t mention MDI/IIITs/any-other-institute and that they are equally good/better/poor/worse. I have implied this for all institutes and have used the IITs as an example.

Another Important Disclaimer: If you think that quality is declining not in terms of intelligence or knowledge, but in any other way (etiquettes, teacher-student relationship, overall personality), you may or may not be right (to be decided post debate 1 and 2). This post has nothing to do with all that.

Zoobie Doobie

3 Idiots was one of the most awaited movies of its times. Amir Khan is one of the few actors whose films I look forward to, so I was also eager to see this one. It was all the more important for me, because 3 Idiots was filmed at my Alma mater. The filming was done when I was a student there and a few of my friends even got some screen time!

The movie went on to become a blockbuster. To me however, it was a disappointment. Not for the regular reasons. Of course I too pulled my hair when a still-born baby sucked out with a vacuum cleaner started kicking, and all wazz well that ended well. But this post is not about the farce it was.

Before moving on let me clarify that I did not hate the movie (for instance, the ‘balatakari’ speech rocked). All I am saying is that it was a disappointment. Here’s why.

The movie, in my opinion became such a huge hit, because there’s something (read masala) in it for all audiences. The entire theme “chase knowledge and not success, and success will follow” and “follow your heart” (some similar shit), the love story angle, etc. was something that people could appreciate. But the tools that were used to drive this career-dreams-knowledge theme painted a totally wrong picture of the well-known institutes of higher education in India. This is precisely where I could absolutely not relate to what the movie-makers tried to portray.

One of the important aspects which most people could identify with was the idea that students in higher education are not happy because they never wanted to do this in the first place, and have now ended up at a place where they have absolutely no clue about how to survive. To the extent that some of them are on the verge of killing themselves.

My take (based on observation and simple logic) is that the prime reason why college crowds have loved the movie is that they get a sadistic pleasure or happiness (out of envy maybe) when somebody tells them that the situation inside the elite institutes is that bad. For some it is kind of a sour grapes thing too. What could be better when you don’t have to convince yourself falsely; there is a movie to say that “Look! The grapes are sour after all. You are not in ICE (read IITX/BITS/BHU/NIT/XYZ) but at least you have your bachpan and jawani!”

Now what do you need to be in one of these ‘ICE’s, maybe top 2%ile. So when 98% people identify with an idea what do we get? A blockbuster! A song about “Ek pal to jeene do” becoming a nationwide college anthem!

I would like to spoil the fun to those who believed this nonsense. Having been to two of the ‘elite’ institutes of higher education (viz. IITB and IIMB), I want to highlight the following realities:

1. I don’t have an iota of feeling that my ‘bachpan’ was burnt with Concentrated Sulphuric Acid. Most of my colleagues at the above mentioned institutes have told me the same. The years I spent at IIT were definitely not the most hectic years of my life. My anxiety levels in those days were probably lower than when I was an infant.

2. Let’s just focus on IIT (which in my opinion is what the ICE tried to capture). None, and I mean none, of the IIT Profs inflict pain on anybody to the extent that they commit suicide. If you remotely look depressed the authorities at IIT will do everything to ensure that you do anything but suicide.

3. None, and again I mean none, of the profs in IIT will throw you out of the class/lab, if you define a machine/motor/appliance/whatever in your own words.

4. Not relevant to the topic, but instead of coming up with a spoon based electrocution mechanism for giving urine-conducted shocks, if you just let the authorities know about ragging, the involved people will be simply thrown out of the institute.

As I had mentioned earlier, there is something in the movie for everybody. So apart from the college crowd, the rest enjoyed the drama and the farce; liked the chase your dream blah blah; thought it was good time-pass entertainment and recommended it to others.

Then there are the people who genuinely liked the movie. They cried when the comatose guy woke up, and laughed like maniac killers when the age-old jokes about how a motor starts (vroooom) were made. These are people who lesser mortals like me can never understand. The lesser said about them the better. Lets not forget in India a movie called Koi Mil Gaya (sounds like SRK stuff... but its the Roshan family's Jadoo shit) was the biggest hit of 200X (whatever).

Coming back to 3 Idiots, before I close, I want to clarify an important point.I am not saying that this appeal to the college crowd etc. was deliberately done. At the same time, I am also not saying that that this was NOT done deliberately. I am just not saying anything on this. (However, if it was deliberately done... then my respect to the movie-makers! They have identified a public emotion and fully capitalized on it. Amazing business sense and well-deserved awards! ...all this if it was done deliberately!)

Super Important Disclaimer: Again, I have been talking about a particular (and a very large) section of the crowd, but I am NOT talking about everybody.

Horn POWER BRAKES Please

This is an old post (16th May 2006) from my earlier attempt at blogging. That blog now redirects to this page. There were 2 comments that got deleted. My sincere apologies to all those people who had commented on this post.


I noticed this message on a truck today on Delhi-Gurgaon highway Chunnu – Munnu De Papa Di Gaddi (Translates to: Chunnu and Munnu’s Papa’s Automobile). The Delhi-Gurgaon highway has painfully slow moving traffic during mornings and late evenings and nearly all trucks in Delhi-Haryana have innovative one-liners and truck-rhymes. This truck-literature proves to be the second best way (after FM) of avoiding boredom in a jam. Interestingly, the trend of one-liners behind trucks is popular nearly everywhere in India (though I am not sure about the east and down south). I remember reading Aayi Tujha Aasheerwaad (Translates to: Your blessings Mom) on trucks in Mumbai.

Here are a few one-liners and the translations:
Babuji Main Aayi (Mister I'm Coming) Meaning the vehicle is coming; No double-meaning.
Babuji Dheere Chalna (Mister, Walk Slow)
Chhora Jatt Da (Son of a Jatt)
Chal Basanti (Walk Basanti)
Dosti Pakki, Kharcha Apna Apna (Strong Friendship, Bear Your Own Expenses)
Kheton Pe Kisan, Seema Pe Jawan (Farmers On The Field, Soldiers On The Frontier)
Jagah Milne Par Side Di Jayegi (Side Would Be Given If There Is Space)
Mera Bharat Mahan (My India is Great)
Garibon Ka Rakhwala (Poor Man’s Guard)

As you might have noticed most of them are absolutely meaningless... actually very crappy. However, this is just the beginning. Sometimes the truckwala’s go on to write 2 line rhymes. I am writing a few of them with translations.

Chalti Hai Gaadi, Udti Hai Dhool,
Jaltey Hain Dushman, Khiltey Hain Phool
(The Automobile Moves, Dirt Flies, Enemies Envy and Flowers Bloom)
I have no idea what these lines are supposed to mean.

Amiron Ki Zindagi Biscuit Aur Cake Par
Driver Ki Zindagi Clutch Aur Brake Par
(The Rich Live on Biscuit and Cake, The Driver Lives on Clutch and Brake)
As shitty as it can get, the only point of the lines are to make them rhyme. Notice that the lines are so efficiently made that even my translation rhymes.

Bahar Aati Hai, Khilte Hain Phool
Driver Ki Zindagi, Jaise Sadak Ki Dhool
(Springtime Comes and Flowers Blossom, The Driver’s Life is Like Dust on the Road) Amazing WTFness!

Nadi Kinare Maina Baithi, Dana Khaye Chhalli Da,
Tu To Raja Ban Gaya Driver, Dil Na Lage Akelli Da
(The Birds Sit at the River Bank Pecking at Maize. My King, You have Become a Driver and My Heart Feels Lonely).

Malik ki Gadi, Driver ka Pasina
Chalti hai Road par Banke Hasina
(The Owner’s Automobile, the Driver’s Sweat, Moves on the Road After Becoming a Pretty Girl)
I am speechless.

Here is an interesting snippet I found somewhere. Sometime back the RTO (of one of the states) came up with the law that no obscene one-liners and flashy bumper stickers are allowed on trucks, cars etc. since they cause distraction and can result in accidents. This was based on some research by a Delhi University student. His Ph.D. thesis was used as a basis for this new law and a fine of Rs.100 was imposed on those with obscene lines and flashy stickers on their vehicles. Interestingly, lines like “Mera Bharat Mahan” were allowed since they were not obscene (and were introduced by Rajiv Gandhi) basic idea being that only obscene lines distract. I don’t have further details.
Some RTO offices have also encouraged the truck drivers to write socially relevant messages about planting trees, AIDS, population control etc. A rhyme in this category goes like this…
Papa Na Piyo Sharab,
Khareed Do Mujhe Ek Kitab
(Father, Do Not Drink Alcohol, Buy Me One Book)

Finally… no article about truck-rhymes can be complete without this most popular one.
In most cases only the second line from this rhyme is written. Here it goes…

18 ke Phool, 84 ki Mala…
Buri Nazar Vale Tera Muh Kala
(Flowers of 18, Garland of 84; One with Bad Intentions, Thy Face Be Black)

With this, I close this talk about truck-literature…
OK    phir milenge    TATA

The Cow Story!

This is an old post (11th April 2006) from my earlier attempt at blogging. That blog now redirects to this page. There were 9 comments that got deleted. My sincere apologies to all those people who had commented on this post.


Here’s a short story. Once upon a time, I was in 11th standard. The days and nights were dedicated to JEE. One afternoon, I sat in my room struggling through the DPP* when I felt a slight drizzle. Yes, my room has a reinforced concrete cement ceiling and the “rain” came down through it. There are no explanations and questions. Just keep reading.

I recalled that there is a water tank on the roof. As anybody would have done, I ran up the stairs to the roof. It was NOT raining outside and the tank was there as it had always been. I rushed back to my room and the rain had stopped. The floor was wet. My room has two entrances and I noticed that the other door was a much better way to enter since it was not-so-wet there. It took me 10-15 seconds to reach the other door through two more rooms. When I reached there, I saw a cow standing in the middle of my room. I said no questions or explanations… read on. I gaped at it (the cow). It moved its neck (as cows do, or any other bovine does) and looked at me with sagely serenity on its face (as cows have, or any other bovine has). Then it happened. It turned and jumped out of the window. I heard a loud thud of it landing on the porch (yes, I forgot to tell this is all happening on the first floor). By the time, I ran to the window to look at the cow, it was on the road outside the compound wall. I assume it would have been another leap from the porch to the road. The animal seemed the least concerned and was strolling away happily. Story over.

A few things to note: I reiterate that my room is on the first floor. The ground floor was a hospital which was crowded enough not to allow a cow to walk up to the stairs. The stairs are narrow. I have never heard of cows climbing stairs but even if they do, these stairs are far too narrow for any sane animal of that size to think about climbing them. Another noticeable point is that the cow took barely 15 seconds to reach my room which is a bit too fast for it (that is if it took the normal route). This led me to assume that it came through the window (No questions please! I don’t know how). Interestingly, the window has an iron grill and a mosquito net. The cow passed through it without damaging it. No it was not a very small size cow and neither did it shrink and pass through. It simply passed as if it was a 3-D projected image (But there was the thud on landing). One final word, this is a true story.

Now the point is what the hell? How? Why? Well, the answer is I don’t know. I simply don’t know. It did happen. I was not day-dreaming. I cleaned up my room (The rain had left it all dirty). I do not expect anybody to believe it. Yes it left me bewildered too. I don’t know how, but had it happened to you what would you have done. Would you have kept it to yourself simply because you were the only one who witnessed it and others would not believe you? I shared with the world and the expected aftermath happened. I was laughed at. The story was made a joke. It is famous among all my peers as “the cow story”. There have been instances when strangers used to ask me, “hey, aren’t you the guy whose room was visited by a cow”. I asked, “Do you even know that my room being visited by a cow is weird or not”. They had no answer.

My friends made different versions of the story. There are versions where grass grew in my room and the cow ate it, it defecated in my room before jumping off the window with a parachute… etc. My friends laugh at it. I don’t care. I also laugh and enjoy when the story is discussed. Yes it is painful to tell it again and again. But I insist that it did happen. I saw it happening.

PS: Comments and questions are welcome.

* DPP: Daily practice problems. JEE aspirants at Bansal Classes, Kota have to bear them.

Another....

...attempt at blogging!
I am not hopeful of surviving, but who knows, maybe this time!